Joke Thread

[Stephen]

Classic badgers

Gets me everytime, lmao.

 

[Badger]

Classic badgers

Make that the proper profile pic size and file size for a gif and I'll make it my profile picture fam

 

[Zaza]

Classic badgers

classic gif poster

 

[Style]

classic gif poster

U know I have style

 

[Stephen]

U know I have style

Just a lil. Not too much.

 

[Zaza]

U know I have style

look at that trendy shirt

 

[Badger]

The best joke...

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Savage

That was already mentioned... Stopped trying for ratings. Fail.

 

[Some Dude]

Bob has 30 candy bars. He eats 27 of them. What does he have now?

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Diabetes

 

[Nic]

Basically....

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I think you spelled your name wrong..

 

[Stephen]

Spoiler

I think you spelled your name wrong..

Well fuck.... I need to look this up, brb.

 

[kitcat]

I heard this at school today and thought some people would find it funny;

Why did Sally fall off the swings?

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She didn't have arms

Knock Knock
*Who's there*

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Not Sally

huhuehue
No.

 

[Resilience]

What's 9+10

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ITS DEEZ NUTS LOL YOU WERENT EXPECTING THAT

 

[Style]

What's 9+10

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ITS DEEZ NUTS LOL YOU WERENT EXPECTING THAT

Proof:
9+10=?
9 = 3x3
10= 5x2
3 (from 3x3) x 5 (from 5x2) = 15
3 (from 3x3) x 2 (from 5x2) = 6
15+6=21
Therefore 9+10=21

21 CONFIRMED

 

[Resilience]

Proof:
9+10=?
9 = 3x3
10= 5x2
3 (from 3x3) x 5 (from 5x2) = 15
3 (from 3x3) x 2 (from 5x2) = 6
15+6=21
Therefore 9+10=21

21 CONFIRMED

Wrong answer

 

[arches]

How do you fit 5 babies into a can?

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Blend them

 

[Resilience]

How do you fit 5 babies into a can?

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Blend them

Kill them, chop them up in to little pieces, then put them in the can