make me laugh for 5$

[ItsJustRyann]

ong don't nobody decline a call faster than a 3 year old watching youtube

 

[Nerdistx]

 

[Unique]

ill make you laugh but you owe me that 5$ big boy.

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ill make you laugh but you owe me that 5$ big boy.

didnt realise Nerdistx bumped this. sorry lads.

 

[MadClaw]

listen to the song ez i win mssg me for my paypal email xd

 

[Lehend]

 

[OoNerd]

We have a sleep shedule Pfft what a nerd

 

[Pythonn]

Why did the astronaut go to space?

Because he needed some space.

;D

 

[Tricky]

whats blue but smells like red paint

blue paint bitch

 

[Lunges]

penis xd!!!!!!!

 

[mai]

I couldn't tell if she was anorexic or not so i threw her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop

How awkward would it be for a colorblind racist?, just walks up to a black guy eating a meatball sub going "hey shouldnt you be fasting for ramadan you piece of shit?"

I like taping a kebab skewer to the front of my car and then fucking going 50 miles per hour through a school zone and trying to make a kebab...

 

[Sako]

1. Why does the gay pride flag have straight lines if it represents gay people?
2. How do people speak mandarin if mandarin is a fruit?
3. What do you call it when you abort your children for playing fortnite? Abortnite
4. Portafort? I think more like PORTABORT
5. When you are getting sued over fortnite... Courtnite
6. sosig

 

[Oreo]

the end date of this contest

 

[Cotive]

I drink iced tea cause I'm already sweet enough.

 

[Lehend]

show me the money!!

 

[PandZx]

ur deformed

 

[BloodHonor]

Watch this all the way through.