Meme contest

[34010]

Thread Title
Meme contest

Prize name
AWP | Worm God FN

Requirements and other relevant information
Make a dank meme about me and / or roast me. Best meme / roast wins the Worm God. I am f*cking poor rn, because my Paypal got limited soo.

End date
Aug 14, 2016

If award date is different from contest end date, please specify.
Aug 14, 2016

 

[n0tzach]

Your so phat when you sat on a iphone it became a IPad... #roasted

 

[34010]

Your so phat when you sat on a iphone it became a IPad... #roasted

Iit never happened.

 

[n0tzach]

Iit never happened.

Lies

 

[34010]

Lies

Stalker!11!111!!1!!

 

[Jam]

udumb

 

[n0tzach]

Stalker!11!111!!1!!

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[34010]

Fuck you, you fucking degenerate.

Fuck this, I'm on blog TV with my fucking hands up, I'm not starting my fucking self. You fucking stupid bitch, this stupid justice, all fucking righteous fucking (CENSORED), Alex, is doing this shit. You fucking (CENSORED). I swear to fucking god I'm going to-

Yo- Everybody type in the chat "Alex is a stupid (CENSORED)." Just type in the chat "Alex is a stupid (CENSORED)." Fuck him. Fuck him.

I'm tired of your dumbass profile picture as well, like boy are you fucking suicidal or some shit cutting your fucking throat with that sword? Do you have fucking issues kid? And what the fuck is a type of account name "PitaMC" The fuck is a Pita? Go fuck off kid, tired of you and your dumbass.




love you 34010

To reply to your comment/roast
I chose Pita because I liked math. Pythagoras = Pitagora in our country, and I used the name Pitagora in a game, so people were calling me Pita. Pita was short and nice looking so I chose it. I added MC because Pita wasn't available.
Pita has 3 more meanings: Pita bread, Pita (food) and Pain In The Ass, which I never knew of. So it was both a good and a bad choice.[DOUBLEPOST=1470562565][/DOUBLEPOST]

Fuck you...

no.

 

[Pepe.]

you're a failed abortion

 

[15568]

i started making memes since before u were b0rn!!! roastedd

 

[Jeyger]

Alright motherfucker sit down and get you fucking keemstar popcorn because you're gonna be here for a while. You think you're good in CS:GO? When's the last time you got a fucking 360 no scope? Huh? You think you're so good but when really you're the twelve year old screaming into the mic with your drunk dad beating your mom as the family is falling apart. You're the nine year old on fucking Minecraft who thinks he's the shit, and who's had twelve online girlfriends who are trying to catfish you by saying their mic got run over by a semi truck. So shut up before you think you can actually roast me when really you're putting an undercooked chicken into a freezer that's been turned off for the past half hour, it's not gonna work, kid. Look at you, you're on a fucking minecraft forum hosting a giveaway for a virtual item that's only exclusive to CSGO, so go back to single player while you open LAN because you forgot to turn cheats on. Why the fuck is this forum even named Minecraft Market anyways? The broken toasters of "staff" made it so you can't even sell regular accounts, so you'll have to stay in your mom's basement while she tries getting your twenty-six year old ass out the door to a place where you won't be considered socially retarded. Why are you even reading this? Do you have anything else to do, other than reading this useless shit that won't help you advance in life? You're probably looking for an offensive sentence so you can reply and be the Tumblr user of this thread. Let me save some fucking bleach by not replying in the first place, but you can have mine. You're the fucking twelve year old who goes on fucking iFunny to post your shitty ass memes, then realize there's reddit so you go to /r/copypasta and copy the navy seal and paste it to a roasting thread, despite that the text itself is fucking older than you. You're the shithead on fucking Club Penguin who wants to meet all the girls in the park in the white van, but in the meantime fapping to the fucking Bing search of "little girl titties pussy" and finding only news articles about girls being raped and you disapproving them, yet you're about to do it you uneducated goose penis. So shut the fuck up while you're at least not at rock bottom, but soon you will as soon as some noob fucks you up in Webkinz at those kinds of games that you'd find on Facebook, and not the good kind. I bet that you're the little motherfucker who actually gets offended at this stupid shit, like the person writing it isn't in a deep depression and on the verge of suicide. You're the twelve year old who didn't remember Kim Possible and That's So Raven, because you weren't even fucking born yet, your dad was probably fucking the shit out of your mom when the condom broke. Do yourself and everyone else on this forum a favor and drink bleach which will result in your successful death as well as eliminating that extra chromosome that made your mother not love you when you were a child. Fuck you.

geez you wrote a fucking essay

 

[Paradise]

Your a fucking dorito