Minecraft Acoount Giveaway! [OPEN TILL August 8]

[Simba]

Do you love me ?

No hows that funny tho?

my life

Not Funny.... Try again both.. Must be funny and random...

 

[Simba]

Enter

Are you really going to make me fucking shoot my self in the head? Read the thread...

 

[Style]

I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
Enter me

 

[Simba]

I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
Enter me

Entered!

 

[Simba]

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

It's random but not funny ehhh, I'll give it to you.

Entered

 

[Simba]

What's the difference between a puppy and a baby dog? 2 letters.

Entered

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

So basically the title says most of it,

I will be doing a Minecraft account giveaway, It's open till the 8th of August, and to enter all you have to do is comment something humorous but random below this goes out to all Members of MC-M Have fun!

P.S: I will be doing more stuff like this in the future so look forward for those! Thanks

What is brown and sticky?... a stick -.- xD

 

[SourVag]

I hate stupids.

 

[Simba]

What is brown and sticky?... a stick -.- xD

One time I went to Ikea, hid in a closet until someone walked by, I jumped out and yell "IM BACK FROM NARNIA!!!!"

What's blue and smells like red paint?... Blue paint!

I hate stupids.

Entered

 

[gltchmstr]

"Are there apples in it?"
"Nope."
"Is it made of pine?"
"Nope."
"Perfect, we'll call it 'Pineapple'".

 

[Latouth]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

 

[Simba]

"Are there apples in it?"
"Nope."
"Is it made of pine?"
"Nope."
"Perfect, we'll call it 'Pineapple'".

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

Entered!

 

[Simba]

Entered

 

[Jxor]

When you get married your dollars turn to dollhers.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? A prostitute can clean her crack and sell it again.