Pick up lines

[Zatify]

whats your best pickup line
mine is Hey are you german cuz I wanna be ger-man

 

[Hethempunch]

Are you trash? Cuz I wanna throw you away...

 

[n0tzach]

Are you a minecraft dirt block?

Because I'm digging you

 

[Gunny]

Read "The Game" by Neil Strauss. You will thank me afterwards. Don't use the knowledge to screw over people though. Use it with thought.

 

[jurhe d]

r u me bc ur hot

 

[Gunny]

Oh and "One a scale from North Korea to America, how free are you tonight? "

 

[puzeh]

Damn girl are you Minecraft?

'Cause you lookin Opti-fine :^)

 

[Listera]

Lmao

 

[Gunny]

lol you guys are pretty bad. I'm guessing you are talking about pickup lines used on girls? It depends on there personality. If its a shy girl which I normally don't talk to but don't be to odd or strange or she probably will avoid you lmao. But if its a talkative girl and isn't shy at all think out of the box and be a little kinky. Lol sorry my pick up lines probably aren't allowed on MCM.. ( And I'm talking to a bunch of kids )

They are jokes... We aren't serious on here. I could probably pick up a cute girl if I wanted but I prefer to be loyal to one.

 

[Gunny]

Yeah been there done that and got fucked over many times lol..

Same, broke up with my old girlfriend a little while ago. We were together for three years and she just went and said she wasn't interested anymore.

 

[Satan]

Hey there hottie, you're hot as lava but I ain't afraid to mine out some liquid jewels inside that tight cave of yours I've got a sturdy hard pickaxe ready to mine you out

 

[undoneacc]

Hey guuurrlllll. Are you a painting because I want to nail you into a wall...


Wow, this stuff is f**cked..

 

[Maleficium]

Do you like Subway? Cuz I got a footlong in my pocket for you..

 

[exileye]

you’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop

i'm out.