Hey guys, today I will show you how to ball out and get all the women.
You might not get all the women, but you will have a great time and be known.
These steps are the best and you can follow them and still be very smart like me!
RULES
So first off, you don't want to let anyone know you play video games and earn money
from Minecraft like you really do, those are deep inside secrets that you must keep
to your self, you don't want to let everyone know you are a no life nerd like you
really are when you get home, because we all hop on the computer or our consoles.
After that, you have to listen to rap music, or at least pretend to like it, just listen to
some mainstream rappers like J Cole and Drake, that's good enough. You don't need
to listen to Drill Music if you don't like it because it's usually horrible.
You must also pretend to like basketball and ball all day even if you don't, because part
of being those kids is that, and I know this because I became one and now I'm actually
a real baller.
OUTFITS
Most schools have uniforms just like mine so you need to wear good shoes.
You don't have to be a "sneakerhead" like I sort of became, but a few good kicks
is pretty darn mandatory, because you don't want to be rocking some Sketchers.
If you rock them Sketchers some kid is going to come up to you and say:
"WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!"
But really, here's a guide of shoes to wear.
SHOES
If you are on a medium budget select any of these:
Nike Air Force 1's White or Black
Nike Huarache's All Black
Nike Roshe.. any color is fine, I like all black ones.
If you are on a higher budget get any of these:
Jordan Retro 3
Jordan Retro 4
Jordan Retro 5
Jordan Retro 6
Jordan Retro 11
KD 7 Elite's
KD 8's
Or any other high quality Nike basketball shoe!
Feel free to wear any Jordans as long as they are not "Flights".
PANTS
I recommend wearing joggers.
They sell blue, black and khaki joggers.
Khaki is the best if your school allows khaki pants.
Mine does not sadly, so I wear blue or black joggers.
I recommend getting the joggers with the normal top part.
They usually only have these for the black or khaki ones.
I recommend getting Levi or Arizona Jeans Pants.
TOPS
For everyday tops, I recommend Polo Brand Polo's.
If you are wearing a hoodie, I recommend black Nike hoodies.
If the school bans hoodies, just get a crew neck Nike hoodie.
HOW TO MAKE SOME FRIENDS
Just go up to them and be like "What's up bruh?" and talk about shoes
or basketball, anything like that. If you are in class just ask them for a
answer on question even if you don't need it and then say thanks bro and
after class start a conversation with him and make sure it's a good one.
If you are not a good friends maker, just sit down in lunch and offer them
a drink or something like chips and talk to them.
Making a good first impression is extremely important!
AM I TOO LATE?
If you currently have no friends or are nerdy kid, or thats how kids see you..
Then you are kind of out of look so I'd just switch school's or wait until High.
Then follow my steps and you will be a popular kid.
If you still can't switch, I recommend giving away drinks or something.
Do this while trying to sit with the "popular kids" and make sure your outfit's good.
Then just sit down and offer them a drink or some chips if they sell that.
You then wan't to talk about shoes or basketball, or any sport's crap.
You can also just talk about music or life, not anything nerdy though!
Need more life advice or have any ideas I should add on to this? Just comment it
down below and I will be adding more later when I'm in the mood of helping again!
Y'all stop rating my thread funny, people could actually use this advice and fix
the lives they have and make it better, and "pull hoes".
You might not get all the women, but you will have a great time and be known.
These steps are the best and you can follow them and still be very smart like me!
RULES
So first off, you don't want to let anyone know you play video games and earn money
from Minecraft like you really do, those are deep inside secrets that you must keep
to your self, you don't want to let everyone know you are a no life nerd like you
really are when you get home, because we all hop on the computer or our consoles.
After that, you have to listen to rap music, or at least pretend to like it, just listen to
some mainstream rappers like J Cole and Drake, that's good enough. You don't need
to listen to Drill Music if you don't like it because it's usually horrible.
You must also pretend to like basketball and ball all day even if you don't, because part
of being those kids is that, and I know this because I became one and now I'm actually
a real baller.
OUTFITS
Most schools have uniforms just like mine so you need to wear good shoes.
You don't have to be a "sneakerhead" like I sort of became, but a few good kicks
is pretty darn mandatory, because you don't want to be rocking some Sketchers.
If you rock them Sketchers some kid is going to come up to you and say:
"WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!"
But really, here's a guide of shoes to wear.
SHOES
If you are on a medium budget select any of these:
Nike Air Force 1's White or Black
Nike Huarache's All Black
Nike Roshe.. any color is fine, I like all black ones.
If you are on a higher budget get any of these:
Jordan Retro 3
Jordan Retro 4
Jordan Retro 5
Jordan Retro 6
Jordan Retro 11
KD 7 Elite's
KD 8's
Or any other high quality Nike basketball shoe!
Feel free to wear any Jordans as long as they are not "Flights".
PANTS
I recommend wearing joggers.
They sell blue, black and khaki joggers.
Khaki is the best if your school allows khaki pants.
Mine does not sadly, so I wear blue or black joggers.
I recommend getting the joggers with the normal top part.
They usually only have these for the black or khaki ones.
I recommend getting Levi or Arizona Jeans Pants.
TOPS
For everyday tops, I recommend Polo Brand Polo's.
If you are wearing a hoodie, I recommend black Nike hoodies.
If the school bans hoodies, just get a crew neck Nike hoodie.
HOW TO MAKE SOME FRIENDS
Just go up to them and be like "What's up bruh?" and talk about shoes
or basketball, anything like that. If you are in class just ask them for a
answer on question even if you don't need it and then say thanks bro and
after class start a conversation with him and make sure it's a good one.
If you are not a good friends maker, just sit down in lunch and offer them
a drink or something like chips and talk to them.
Making a good first impression is extremely important!
AM I TOO LATE?
If you currently have no friends or are nerdy kid, or thats how kids see you..
Then you are kind of out of look so I'd just switch school's or wait until High.
Then follow my steps and you will be a popular kid.
If you still can't switch, I recommend giving away drinks or something.
Do this while trying to sit with the "popular kids" and make sure your outfit's good.
Then just sit down and offer them a drink or some chips if they sell that.
You then wan't to talk about shoes or basketball, or any sport's crap.
You can also just talk about music or life, not anything nerdy though!
Need more life advice or have any ideas I should add on to this? Just comment it
down below and I will be adding more later when I'm in the mood of helping again!
Y'all stop rating my thread funny, people could actually use this advice and fix
the lives they have and make it better, and "pull hoes".
Last edited:
Banned forever. Reason: Compromising Accounts
All i got to say is be your self, but cool post.
