Premium Giveaway

[okay]

Hey,

I'm giving away premium to one lucky person. If you're already premium you'll get a coloured name if not you'll get premium.

How to enter:
Say "Enter me" and tell me a joke.

ENDS IN: 10 DAYS

 

[Latouth]

Enter me
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.

 

[Eqs]

Enter me.

Joke: Whats the difference between a book and an illegal immigrant?
Answer: A book has papers.

 

[okay]

Enter me! I will just take the money not upgrade

Nice joke! And alright haha.

 

[15568]

Enter me!

My joke is Why happened when someone tripped on a banana-

Answer: They did the Banana splits!!

 

[NyceOG]

Enter me.
My friend was going out with a guy named atom but they split XD

 

[Latouth]

Enter me.

A husband and a wife bought a pc, they had to set a password. husband wrong "MyPenis", wife rolled on the floor, why?
Because the PC said Error, too short

"husband wrong "

 

[Theo J]

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i would tell a joke about a river, but it's too mainstream

 

[Conspiracy]

Enter me ill take the money
JOKE: My face
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

 

[Heraldry]

Enter me plz
There were 2 people camping in the woods. Then out of nowhere one of them got attacked by a bear and lost consiousness. The other thought he was dead and called 911. He told the operator "I am in the woods, and my friend got attacked by a bear. Hes dead now." The operator said "calm down, we need to make sure he's dead" the operator then heard a gun shot, and then the person said "yes what now"
XD

Why didn't he shoot the bear?

 

[Heraldry]

The bear killed him and ran away...
U dont get it,
When the officer says we need to make sure he's dead, the guy think he needs to make sure that hes dead so he shoots him...XD

I know, but if he had a gun why didn't the guy that died shoot the bear.

 

[Videogamer_1496]

Enter me!


What do you call a short mexican?

A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay.