Requesting a slot for $5

[UltimatelyElite]

I'm creating a new Mineplex/Hypixel alternative and im looking for some help advertising. If you would let me rent a lot for a little please pm me. The server is not complete and i will pay big bucks when it is complete for a slot. For now i just need to get a small player base to test the minigames.

 

[GoldenOrange]

Nobody's willing to sell even half an hour of slot for that much money, my toilet paper is worth more than $5.

Damn, two ply? Look at this rich bastard over here.

 

[Marthellio]

Damn, two ply? Look at this rich bastard over here.

:tup:

 

[MysticParadox]

Thats pretty expensive...
Ur royal...

do you not spend $5 per roll of toilet paper? Peasant.

 

[UltimatelyElite]

do you not spend $5 per roll of toilet paper? Peasant.

Toilet paper is for broke people your just smudging poop all over your butt. Rich people use wipes, you are the peasant

 

[bigbubba]

My comments were funny thats why they were rated funny

Your comments were rated funny because you're making a fool of yourself

 

[UltimatelyElite]

Your comments were rated funny because you're making a fool of yourself

There is no rating for making a fool out of yourself. Perhaps you should look up the definition of being funny. Call it what you want, if someone rates my posts funny im taking it as they think im funny.

 

[UltimatelyElite]

I think you are a bit dumb and that is the reason i think most people have rated you funny.

Doesnt matter lookup the definition im taking it as im funny. Otherwise theres no need to rate my posts funny.

 

[UltimatelyElite]

Oh well maybe one day you will grow up or maybe (i hope) this is all some big act to try and get more people to view your server.

lol

 

[GolamT313]

*claps slowly*

 

[UltimatelyElite]

*claps slowly*

Are you purposely bumping my thread?

 

[Plattiinum]

You said you were 9...

 

[Marthellio]

do you not spend $5 per roll of toilet paper? Peasant.

Agreed[DOUBLEPOST=1449957962,1449957914][/DOUBLEPOST]I use the toilet paper brand " Zap "

 

[UltimatelyElite]

You said you were 9...

Its pretty obvious im not 9...

 

[Marthellio]

Its pretty obvious im not 9...

It's pretty obvious your younger than 9 because of your spelling.