Requesting a slot for $5

[UltimatelyElite]

I'm creating a new Mineplex/Hypixel alternative and im looking for some help advertising. If you would let me rent a lot for a little please pm me. The server is not complete and i will pay big bucks when it is complete for a slot. For now i just need to get a small player base to test the minigames.

 

[Plattiinum]

Its pretty obvious im not 9...

Then why did you say you were 9?...

It's pretty obvious your younger than 9 because of your spelling.

Agreed.

 

[UltimatelyElite]

My speeling is off cause im typing fast. I dont bother fixing it cause i could care less

 

[Plattiinum]

Laughing at you, not with you

You're trying to get advertising so you should care about it...

 

[Marthellio]

You monster.

Pretty amazing toilet paper man.

 

[Plattiinum]

↑
Please wake up from this dream of yours.
ill wake up when im sleeping in a bed with sheets of tiger skin. Ill wake up when its 2 pm and ill walk down my staircase made of gold into my mansions lobby. Then ill take my wife out in the bugatti to our private jet and go have breakfast with obama. Ill wake up when i have to open my own fuckin bank. Ill wake up when i have 19 kids who have everything handed to them. Ill wake up when i buy my family members their own houses. Ill wake up when my whole team seeing 7 figures

Thought I might copy and paste this from his investment thread.

 

[UltimatelyElite]

All you are doing is helping me get the word out about my server by bumping this thread lol[DOUBLEPOST=1449959043,1449959013][/DOUBLEPOST]I reply and play games with ya so you keep coming back to bump this thread for me =p

 

[UltimatelyElite]

Notice how no one rated this funny, and you were actually trying to be funny.

Notice how i got the first and advertisement slots https://senceservers.net

 

[JJDAHM]

Looks like i should become a comedian XD. On a serious note my server has a budget and im trying to save money for advertising when the server is complete. For now the server needs players to test the current games which is why im asking to borrow a slot for any amount of time possible.

You must be on a seriously tight budget if you only need to pay for hosting, graphics, and adverts. What happened to your "Rolls Royce" you were making off of your 1907215987219570 premium spigot plugins?[DOUBLEPOST=1450067610,1450067472][/DOUBLEPOST]

Notice how i got the first and advertisement slots https://senceservers.net

That must have gotten you LOADS of players considering these WHOPPING stats: http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/senceservers.net

 

[Dustco]

Notice how i got the first and advertisement slots https://senceservers.net

That's not an advertisement website. LOL. That's a freaking bs website that autistic kids use to reach their ideal dream of owning the best server in the world.

I just can't stop laughing...

 

[UltimatelyElite]

Yeah the website not all that popular but an investor got the slot for free

 

[UltimatelyElite]

yoo i can't believe he's gonna put hypixel and mineplex out of business. you're a jerk dude, i love hypixel.

Thanks what i like to hear !

 

[JJDAHM]

No he had it correct

Nope, because it's supposed to be "You are", which is long for "You're".[DOUBLEPOST=1450068581,1450068546][/DOUBLEPOST]

Thanks what i like to hear !

I hope you realize he was kidding.