Sex Plugin

[avsterbone]

So this is a weird ass request, but I want this plugin made. Basically this plugin will have animated armor stands with players' skins do a variety of sex positions. I want this plugin both 1.8 & 1.9 compatible. All of these armor stands will spawn in 2 blocks in front of the player on the same y value. If the armor stands need to destroy blocks in order to complete the animation then have an error message appear. For every sex position I want white particle effects to spurt out in the correct position as well as a squeaky sound effect.

Commands
- /69 <playername1> <playername2> (This will make an animated armor stand preform the 69 sex position with the player skins specified)
- /doggystyle <playername1> <playername2> (This will make an animated armor stand preform the doggystyle sex position with the player skins specified)
- /reversecowgirl <playername1> <playername2> (This will make an animated armor stand preform the reversecowgirl sex position with the player skins specified)
- /bj <playername1> <playername2> (This will make an animated armor stand preform a blowjob with the player skins specified)
- /fowardfuck <player1> <player2> (This command will require the specified users to be online. Once the command is executed they will teleport in front of each other and will be forcefully smashed together multiple times.)
- /penis (The player that executes this command will have a lever in the upwards position spawn inside the players body where their penis would normally be and the position will update every 20 ticks)

Permissions
- sexytime.69
- sexytime.doggystyle
- sexytime.reversecowgirl
- sexytime.bj
- sexytime.fowardfuck
- sexytime.penis
- sexytime.*

TOS
- By developing this plugin you understand that I have the right to resell the plugin
- I am entitled to the source code
- I am entitled to 6 weeks of support incase there is a bug
- You may not sell the plugin and you give up all rights to it
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Feel free to post your offers below and if you have any questions regarding the specifics of the plugin feel free to ask me. Also, I will be paying half of the decided price upfront and the other half once the plugin has been completed. All payments will be made as Goods and Services.

 

[avsterbone]

A "WTAF" rating would go great with this..

This is a serious request. I REALLLLYYYY want this plugin made

 

[avsterbone]

I just want someone to make this plugin. I am going to pay for it. Any offers?

 

[avsterbone]

dude what

What are you confused about it?

 

[Resilience]

anyone have a tall cliff for me to jump off?

 

[RyansAce_]

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Naid7]

lmao you lil' pervert. Don't worry I'll also download this plugin

 

[avsterbone]

lmao you lil' pervert. DICK Don't worry I'll also download this plugin

I gotta find someone to make it first

 

[Satan]

I legit have a document full of ideas to add to a custom sex server. not sure if mojang would allow it, but if this plugin could be made I would love to share ideas! pm me!

 

[avsterbone]

not sure if mojang would allow it

What fucking control do they have?

 

[Tyler]

What fucking control do they have?

they made this game and have control over everything about it hence why they could shut down servers for breaking the eula?

and why the fuck do you want a sex plugin, you must be like 14 and never touched a tit to want to see it in a block game.. go request this for runescape or some shit, at least it wont be blocky..