Sex Plugin

[avsterbone]

So this is a weird ass request, but I want this plugin made. Basically this plugin will have animated armor stands with players' skins do a variety of sex positions. I want this plugin both 1.8 & 1.9 compatible. All of these armor stands will spawn in 2 blocks in front of the player on the same y value. If the armor stands need to destroy blocks in order to complete the animation then have an error message appear. For every sex position I want white particle effects to spurt out in the correct position as well as a squeaky sound effect.

Commands
- /69 <playername1> <playername2> (This will make an animated armor stand preform the 69 sex position with the player skins specified)
- /doggystyle <playername1> <playername2> (This will make an animated armor stand preform the doggystyle sex position with the player skins specified)
- /reversecowgirl <playername1> <playername2> (This will make an animated armor stand preform the reversecowgirl sex position with the player skins specified)
- /bj <playername1> <playername2> (This will make an animated armor stand preform a blowjob with the player skins specified)
- /fowardfuck <player1> <player2> (This command will require the specified users to be online. Once the command is executed they will teleport in front of each other and will be forcefully smashed together multiple times.)
- /penis (The player that executes this command will have a lever in the upwards position spawn inside the players body where their penis would normally be and the position will update every 20 ticks)

Permissions
- sexytime.69
- sexytime.doggystyle
- sexytime.reversecowgirl
- sexytime.bj
- sexytime.fowardfuck
- sexytime.penis
- sexytime.*

TOS
- By developing this plugin you understand that I have the right to resell the plugin
- I am entitled to the source code
- I am entitled to 6 weeks of support incase there is a bug
- You may not sell the plugin and you give up all rights to it
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Feel free to post your offers below and if you have any questions regarding the specifics of the plugin feel free to ask me. Also, I will be paying half of the decided price upfront and the other half once the plugin has been completed. All payments will be made as Goods and Services.

 

[Marthellio]

Kill me now

 

[RyansAce_]

Kill me now

'Entrepreneur' lmao

 

[7rory768]

I think you're better off learning Java and looking at the Spigot and Protocol API's in order to code this yourself than wait for somebody to do this

 

[ImJayy]

What the fuck

 

[Hoppys]

they made this game and have control over everything about it hence why they could shut down servers for breaking the eula?

and why the fuck do you want a sex plugin, you must be like 14 and never touched a tit to want to see it in a block game.. go request this for runescape or some shit, at least it wont be blocky..

They don't have control of the code.. they did not make Oracle or "Java" they just made a game called minecraft.. they can however take legal action due to eula but i think you need to look into EULA a bit more

 

[Hoppys]

This plugin violates the eula

This plugins is fkd and a stupidity of an idea, but what's a reason that it violates eula?

 

[Hoppys]

• all servers, items and advertising are suitable for the target audience (i.e no gambling, pornography etc.) and don't damage the Brand.

ahhh ok

 

[Ac3dUd3]

such a childish request, i expect better from you!................................let me know if you get the plugin made so i can look, for scientific purposes......

 

[Gruss]

This makes me want to cry.

 

[Kiwi]

Already possible with a spigot plugin...

 

[avsterbone]

I really don't see why I'm getting so much hate. Sure, it's a weird fucking idea but that won't stop me from wanting it made. If I can't find a dev to make it I'm taking java classes in the summer and will code it myself.[DOUBLEPOST=1457613140][/DOUBLEPOST]

Already possible with a spigot plugin...

What plugin?

 

[evoltr]

This is the reason why Minecraft is one of the fasted growing terms searched on PH.

 

[Nagi]

I wanna code this but I don't know like 3 of the positions.
Could you give examples of what each position looks like on Paint or something?

P.S. I don't go out much.

 

[Kiwi]

I really don't see why I'm getting so much hate. Sure, it's a weird fucking idea but that won't stop me from wanting it made. If I can't find a dev to make it I'm taking java classes in the summer and will code it myself.[DOUBLEPOST=1457613140][/DOUBLEPOST]
What plugin?

There's another but I recommend starting off with this: https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/1-8-armorstandcustomizer-poser-animator.10536/