Sex Plugin

[avsterbone]

So this is a weird ass request, but I want this plugin made. Basically this plugin will have animated armor stands with players' skins do a variety of sex positions. I want this plugin both 1.8 & 1.9 compatible. All of these armor stands will spawn in 2 blocks in front of the player on the same y value. If the armor stands need to destroy blocks in order to complete the animation then have an error message appear. For every sex position I want white particle effects to spurt out in the correct position as well as a squeaky sound effect.

Commands
- /69 <playername1> <playername2> (This will make an animated armor stand preform the 69 sex position with the player skins specified)
- /doggystyle <playername1> <playername2> (This will make an animated armor stand preform the doggystyle sex position with the player skins specified)
- /reversecowgirl <playername1> <playername2> (This will make an animated armor stand preform the reversecowgirl sex position with the player skins specified)
- /bj <playername1> <playername2> (This will make an animated armor stand preform a blowjob with the player skins specified)
- /fowardfuck <player1> <player2> (This command will require the specified users to be online. Once the command is executed they will teleport in front of each other and will be forcefully smashed together multiple times.)
- /penis (The player that executes this command will have a lever in the upwards position spawn inside the players body where their penis would normally be and the position will update every 20 ticks)

Permissions
- sexytime.69
- sexytime.doggystyle
- sexytime.reversecowgirl
- sexytime.bj
- sexytime.fowardfuck
- sexytime.penis
- sexytime.*

TOS
- By developing this plugin you understand that I have the right to resell the plugin
- I am entitled to the source code
- I am entitled to 6 weeks of support incase there is a bug
- You may not sell the plugin and you give up all rights to it
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Feel free to post your offers below and if you have any questions regarding the specifics of the plugin feel free to ask me. Also, I will be paying half of the decided price upfront and the other half once the plugin has been completed. All payments will be made as Goods and Services.

 

[avsterbone]

I wanna code this but I don't know like 3 of the positions.
Could you give examples of what each position looks like on Paint or something?

P.S. I don't go out much.

Add me on Skype: "avsterbone" and we can talk more about the plugin there.

 

[Deep]

I think im having a stroke

Your profile picture matches your comment, what you think about this plugin.

 

[Axisymmetry]

Ever consider therapy?

 

[thebaum64]

Your profile picture matches your comment, what you think about this plugin.

Yep my left arm is numb

 

[Boshns]

o god

 

[1amDev]

Hi there,

I thought I should make a post here because this user attempted to contact me to develop the plugin.

First off, let's take a look at the plugin itself. You are wanting something that would be pretty awkward for any developer to make anyways. No developer in their right mind would want to make this for you unless they want it for themselves as well. And that's highly doubtful as most developers are older and mature enough to know that this is a silly and immature request. Maybe look into some new fetishes.

I mean, let's say that I made this plugin for you. If I put this plugin on my porfolio or even showed someone that I made it, it would be taken as a joke and my work would be taken as an unprofessional joke. That pretty much ruins my reputation as far as plugin development.

Besides the plugin itself, let's look at your TOS. You basically want me to develop a plugin for you and give up every single right to what I just spent hours, days or weeks making. And not even resell the plugin? That's ridiculous. If I make a plugin for you, it is my work and your content to use. I would never just give up every single right like that. That'd be completely moronic of me.

Anyways, this is a reason why this community is becoming more toxic every day. Good luck finding a developer.

Thanks and best regards,
Michael // 1amDev
http://1amDev.com

 

[RyansAce_]

Have you not heard about all the servers they have contacted?

And have you not heard about how many haven't been contacted? Archon still has yet to be contacted. Over 500 servers are registered on minecraftservers.org. The amount of time it will take to find and strike down each server is unreal. They only care about the ones who are making over $250,000 in revenue a month.

 

[Tofty]

Are you having a giggle? xD

 

[RyansAce_]

I heard the archon was contacted

Then where is their forum post or Rusher's video about it? Go off of proof and not rumor.