Toilet Paper

[Yoda]

Corona Virus only kills the weak... Also the poopoo paper is gone

 

[xtradehg]

hmm it make sense now.

Spoiler

 

[bb]

Use your hands?

 

[Aussie]

Fellow Aussie here, recommend getting Japanese toilet and spraying yo ass clean.

If on a budget a good garden hose outside never did any hard to anyone.

 

[InMud7]

Seriously, I just got home form the grocery, no toilet paper to be found...

Deeply confuses me why people are getting toilet paper. If you're going to get paranoid, use the thing you need daily to live (food) rather than the thing you use maybe 1-3 rolls a month of..

 

[InMud7]

I went out and bought 30 family-sized packs of toilet roll today. I'm ready for explosive feces at any point.

Oh wait.. Is one of the virus symptoms diarrhea? Suddenly this makes much more sense. Lol.

 

[InMud7]

No, people thought that initially 'cause the Flu caused it for the younger recipients.
However, it's since been debunked and people are buying for the lols.[DOUBLEPOST=1584039733][/DOUBLEPOST]

Also, who uses a few sheets per/toilet run?
Aren't you meant to wipe your ass with the entire roll?

Lol

 

[BrettPlays]

hmm it make sense now.

Spoiler

I am dying, thank you for this. You made my day.

 

[Red]

So this isn't an isolated incident after all, is it?

 

[Tesla Model X]

i am australian ;-;