Why your a loser.

[Desert]

you're*

here's some advice from your good ol' friend Desert.

Spoiler: pay me $10 for the method

step 1. wake up at 8 am and automatically turn on your phone/computer to go on a minecraft forum.
step 2. trash threads, post farm, get reactions until you get clout.
step 3. if step 2 doesn't work, just keep on trying. once that happens, start selling stuff.
step 4. stay up till 4 am just constantly advertising your stuff. go to sleep.
step 5. repeat, and make sure to make the most amount of money

now that's the mcm method.

i'll sell the real method to you for an additional $10

 

[mai]

But that doesnt help me get a girlfriend cause im still ugly and cant talk to girls

 

[mai]

That’s easy,

Flirt with them a little, then once y’all close as shit. Go out with the hoe. Break her heart and keep on leaving and going back into her life then start playing with her a bit. Then she’ll start making shit on Instagram about how much she misses you and she wants you back no matter how much you hurt her. It’s fun. Relationships r fun and easy

Lol wtf, why do i feel like that actually works in a weird way.
But my problem is that like, im only attracted to 1 female in my school and im p sure my buddy is tryna ask her out. Other than her i literally cba to talk to females

 

[mai]

It does work ahah. Look.

The captions get better everytime.

Anyway. Just take my advice and you’ll be swimming in pussy. Good luck.

Sounds like she hates u tho, also she has shit spelling find a new girl jesus i couldnt understand that alien language

 

[mai]

No, lmao.

2 weeks after I left her again.

Im not sure whether to have mad respect for u or think ur bein' mean lmao.
"Fined" how tf is this person above 12?
And how does this help at all? Like, why does she still wanna be with u

 

[mai]

Meh, I like to play what can I say.

Either way idk maybe it’s good I’m good at making out, got a nice ass car and a nice ass job. Bought her 2 iPhones and an Xbox.

I didn’t care cause I had money at the time but now I’m just playing around see how long I can go with this ahah.

Idk what to do with her tomorrow. Might either argue with her or cheat. Thinking about cheating again who knows. Depends on what my mood is

There is so much subtle flexing going on right there...
"MAYbe iLl chEaT mAyBe arGUe"
These dont help me cause im broke as shit and dont have a job

 

[mai]

Well I’m talking about in my situation.

But for you get a real job. Stop selling dumb Minecraft shit. You can change your life right this second but a lot of you people r super thick headed.

I quit this game at age.. 18? Gave my OG accounts away to uwu for free. And got into the real world made a bunch of bread, bought a nice ass car. Wanted to become a technician so I’m going to school for it. Now I’m out here working for Ford making 25.50 as an entry level tech trying to become a Master tech and hopefully make my way up to 37 an hour.

Right now I’m just minding my own business and fucking with this girl in the meantime. Just take my advice and just play around with these shawtys

1. Im getting a job either this summer or next summer cause im still a full time student.
2. I dont really sell minecraft accs cause i hardly have any.
3. All im good at is math and music and i dont aspire to be anything in the future, i hate doing math but im good at it and i love music but ive tried making it and it just doesnt flow the way i want it to.

Ty for ur tips tho i guess

 

[warfox]

what if i want to wake up at 9:01am?

 

[mai]

How about get one right now? I was a student full time but still got a part time job lmao.

Selling Minecraft accounts? I never said to do that so number 2 is irrelevant. Just don’t do it.

Number 3 do something you love and stick with it. Ever since I bought my car I enjoyed and learned about how they worked. Now I’m just the biggest gear headed wrench monkey you’ll ever meet. I love cars because of what I bought.

I’m not good at math, science or anything of that sort and we use some of it in our vehicles right now.

What I’m saying is. Whatever you love doing. Do some research on it. You’ll be successful at it. If you stick with it and dedicate yourself. Be a hard worker too. My sisters wanna be vets or artists cause they’re working on helping animals everyday and draw at school everyday. Now they’re looking into the colleges that they wanna get into to make bank like me.

Normally my career is expensive cause I gotta spend a shit ton on Snap-on tools. Either way. Look into things. Ur being lazy rn that’s a poor excuse.

I wanna make music, one issue is my parents arent supportive of that career choice, they really forcing me to be a lawyer and stuff. Also, wdym im too lazy? Im trying man, i really am. Im just not sure of myself or anything rn. Also McDonalds probs wont even hire me cause of my age atm, im just workin as a baseball eump (or however its spelt) for $25 an hour in the summer. Along with my volunteer hours and my online courses.

 

[mai]

Fuck what your parents say. Your life ain’t theirs and their life ain’t yours.

Just do what you love. If you like to make music then make fucking music. Lol. Then find other ways to make money then sitting behind a computer screen. Guaranteed that never works. Unless ur a really, really famous YouTuber. And I’m not even talking about people like lolitsalex who quit btw probably cause he wasn’t making as much as a regular decent human being makes at a real job.

I mean, FL Studio is kinda required for making the type of music i want to but ik what u mean.
Idk, im gonna make a new beat tomorrow after school, I'll see how it goes.