Would you Rather?

[Keenan]

Basically this game is as what it says I would ask a Would you rather question below and you pick one of them and give a reason why. Then you put down a would you rather and then the person who posted below you pick the would you rather then makes there own. I hop that made sense.

Would you rather:

Eat a ear wax sandwich
OR
A hair omelet.

 

[wolfgirlfan]

hair omelet, eggs taste better than bread

Would you rather:

swallow a jar full of caltrops
or
shit out a large box full of thumb tacks

 

[Satan]

shit out a large box full of thumb tacks, since its getting out of me geez.

Would you rather:
Have your funeral be your deceased body being sent to space

Or

Have your funeral be the typical graveyard burial ceremony?

 

[Keenan]

Have your funeral be your deceased body being sent to space

because im different

Would you rather:

be fat and have everyone hate you
OR
Be fat and have everyone bully you.

 

[Satan]

be fat and have everyone hate me... though I don't see a difference...

Would you rather:
Solve world hunger but not be able to solve any other issue in the world on any level

Or

Solve world poverty with the same condition?

 

[Satan]

Drink orange. Vitamin C

Would you rather:
Fight for what you think is right

Or

Fight for the mass mob who think they're right?

 

[Clyde]

Drink orange. Vitamin C

Would you rather:
Fight for what you think is right

Or

Fight for the mass mob who think they're right?

Drink orange (Not like you can't anyways).

Would you rather:
Kill Harambe (If he were still alive)

Or

Sleep with trump but allow him to do anything to you

 

[Keenan]

Kill Harambe (If he were still alive)

Would you Rather:

Have everything you ate tasted nasty
OR
Have everything you smelled smell horrible.

 

[Hawkk]

Have everything you smelled smell horrible since my sense of smell isn't great

Would you rather:

eat a ham and cheese sandwich
OR
eat peanut butter and jelly

 

[Derive]

be fat and have everyone hate me... though I don't see a difference...

Would you rather:
Solve world hunger but not be able to solve any other issue in the world on any level

Or

Solve world poverty with the same condition?

I don't mean to be "that guy," but wouldn't solving world poverty also solve world hunger because then people can buy food?

eat a ham and cheese sandwich

Would you rather:

Place a toothpick under your big toe nail and kick a wall 50 times?
OR
Get shot with a shotgun?

 

[Keenan]

get shot with a shotgun

Would you rather:

be killed slowly by a family member.
OR
Be killed by your BF or GR. (Slowly.)

 

[Latouth]

Have everything you smelled smell horrible since my sense of smell isn't great

Would you rather:

eat a ham and cheese sandwich
OR
eat peanut butter and jelly

Peanut Butter and jelly...
Ham is disgusting with cheese.

 

[Keenan]

Peanut Butter and jelly...
Ham is disgusting with cheese.

Would you rather post?

 

[Derive]

Pizza
OR
Burger

 

[Keenan]

Pizza
OR
Burger

Both cant really go wrong there.

WYR:

Die slowly
Or
Die fast but have to feel the pain forever.

 

[Satan]

I don't mean to be "that guy," but wouldn't solving world poverty also solve world hunger because then people can buy food?

eat a ham and cheese sandwich

Would you rather:

Place a toothpick under your big toe nail and kick a wall 50 times?
OR
Get shot with a shotgun?

Who said solving world hunger needs to directly solve world poverty as well?

 

[Grapefruit]

Slowly

Eat a bucket of woodshavings
or
Shit out glass