Writing Your Staff Application

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The most time-consuming and dreaded part of the Minecraft multiplayer adventure: the staff application. Every day, hundreds of kids shoot their shot to become Hypixel's next best Moderator, and every day hundreds will be met with rejection.

Yet, as we all know, some manage to break the film of applicants and ultimately succeed in their endeavor. How is that done? How is it possible to communicate your intrigue, desire, and commitment to another human being across the world?

It's all strategy.

Two months ago, I graduated high school as a valedictorian candidate. After the grueling process of college applications, which make staff applications a relative joke, I was accepted to Columbia, UCLA, and UPenn.

I can provide my services to anybody who wants to prove themselves as a mature, responsible adult but might have trouble stringing their thoughts together.

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What exactly are your services?

I will write your staff application FOR YOU at a remarkably fair rate. I will also be your counsel in the process of applying for staff, meaning that I will help you strategize and rationalize your idea in a step-by-step proven format.

Each staff application will be wildly different than the next, I do not follow a basic formula. You will never see any cliché errors in my work, and I take pride in ensuring your success.

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What is your rate?

I charge $.01 USD for every two words. Yes, you read that right.

And what's more, is that I am now giving away 3 free staff applications to the first 3 people to contact my discord, so be quick! PROMOTION ENDED

This promotion is limited and will be null and void in two weeks.

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Resume?

I have had staff applications accepted at Legendary Craft, Skyvale, Sync MC, LCP, Riotland, AnarchyBar, BICVA and more. I was also accepted to Columbia, UCLA, and UPenn through my application writing.

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FAQ:

What if I get rejected?


Unfortunately, there are elements to this process I cannot control. It will be significantly more difficult to land you an Admin spot on Hypixel than a Mod spot somewhere else. That is where my counsel and strategy comes in, I will judge your history on the server and decide if your endeavor is realistic.

However, I am a fair person and will refund half of the purchase should you be rejected UNEXPECTEDLY.

How do I purchase/contact you?

My discord server which you MUST join is:

https://discord.gg/7cPxJFe

How long will it take to write an application?

I work fast, and allow revisions, so I can put out a first draft in an hour or less and revise it over the course of a day or two. Expedited processes can be bought.

Hmm, your resume isn't very fruitful..

I've only been writing staff applications for the past two weeks, hence the promotion and low rate to prove myself to customers.

Regardless, this goes out to anybody buying services here, your seller's resume, though important, is not definitive. Anybody selling or assisting services on this website for the sake of adding to a list will NOT be as effective as a genuinely passionate and hungrier seller.

I am the passionate and devoted seller, and I will do all in my power to ensure your happiness!

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Thank you for your time! I hope to hear from you soon!


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I'm slightly confused by the service you're offering. The whole point of staff applications is to get to know the person who is apply, what their strengths are, who they are as a person. If you write it you're essentially hooking servers up with a blind date, and when they realise that the application they received does not reflect the the person they actually hired, they're most probably going to fire them.
 
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