20$ Giveaway!

[Bearhouse]

Hey y'all, I've got a giveaway for everyone. Here are the requirements to win :
1) Show me some love
2) Comment down below with a funny joke
Whoever has the funniest joke in my opinion wins!
Simple as that!
Must be at least 20 jokes for a giveaway!

 

[Jackson]

Asking for ratings is not allowed.

 

[Bearhouse]

Ah okay, let me edit that out !

 

[Bearhouse]

Edited it out, thanks for the concern!

 

[Dragafi]

Love

 

[Eqs]

Don't ban me Mr.Mods.

Here is my joke warning maybe offensive.

Spoiler: Joke

Whats the difference between me and 911

Spoiler: Answer

911 was planed.

 

[Jackson]

I love you

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Lol this actually so funny he just typed in google "really funny jokes" and this came up http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes

If you can search a joke, why cant he?

 

[DarkDude]

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

 

[Tofty]

 

[Satan]

If a quiz is quizzical whats a test?

A: Testical

 

[15568]

Why are there so many people alive now?

Spoiler: Answer

Because everyone is an accident

 

[Great]

Spoiler: Joke

A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

She answers, "Warming up your dinner."

 

[Blade]

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?



Inflate it.