(Best Pickup line game) List your best pickup lines

[AlmightyTaco]

Nice legs, what time do they open?

 

[Ocleminus]

Hey girl, are you from Kenya? 'Cuz Kenya not?

 

[Scary.]

Me: Do you want Bothof?

Girl: Bothof what?

Me: Deez nutz

 

[lvls]

Are you a slimeball? because you make my piston sticky

Are you Minecraft? because you're looking OptiFine

Are you a diamond pickaxe? because you break my obsidian

 

[Scary.]

Me: Do you want Bothof?

Girl: Bothof what?

Me: Both of Deez nutz

 

[Thor]

Did you fall from heaven? Becouse your face looks fucked up!

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

Hey Girl Those jeans look becoming on you, yet if I were on you, I would "be cumming" too

 

[lvls]

let me take a picture so i can show my friends angels really do exist

 

[Jake]

I drive a bed. Here, hop in.

This is brilliant.

Hey girl, are you a Doge? Because I forgot what I was gonna say.

That's my version of;

You're so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line.

 

[tommy099431]

LifeGuard: (She has a wisle)
Creep: (Some freaky 25 year old)
Friend: (Black dude)

Creep: Yo see that lifeguard?
Friend: Yea, why?
Creep: Cause im gonna drown today.
Creep: *Runs into waste deep water and fake drowns*
LifeGuard: *Runs and saves the creep*
LifeGuard: *Puts the creep on the ground*
Creep: Thanks for saving my life!
LifeGuard: Do you always have a boner when you go swimming?
Creep: Ey, look at that!
Friend: *Yells: He has a lambo!* (2x)
LifeGuard: You got a lamo?
Creep: Yea, wanna see it!
*They all walk over to his lambo, black guy goes get a cheeseburge*

LifeGuard: Oh so you werent kidding.... How do you have it?
Creep: Cause im a hustler.
Creep: Hey, you know I got one [wisle] almost as big as this. If you want to give it a try...
LifeGuard: Why not *starts sucking his wisle*

To see the whole thing watch this video

****MUST WATCH WHOLE VIDEO TO GET IT FROM MY STARTING POINT****

 

[Jumpawn]

10/10 reaction:

are you the sun, bc i have to stay 93 million miles away.

 

[Vxpo]

Hey are you Japanese? Cause I really wanna get in ja panties

 

[Walrus]

"hey"

*I slide her my phone with the paypal app open*

 

[Cheater]

These are all shit.
How about:

Pretty fuckin' suave line right here. 50% of the time it works every time.

tbh i have no idea what the fuck this is just remember seeing someone post it on mcm before LOL

 

[Shortninja]

That's.. a lonnnng pick up line lol. You'd say that to someone and they'd probably ask what you said 4 times before they understood it ^^

Hey, that's how Shakespeare got all the ladies

 

[Amazon]

Girl if you were a laundry machine, I'd put my dirty load inside you.

 

[OG]

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Just by reading that, I knew it was going to lead to the video! XD