Corrupt-a-Wish

[Projecki]

granted but u get raped before dying

wish i was a girl

oh dang this thread blew up while i was typing that

uhmmmmmmm Granted, but you suffer from gender dysphoria again and decide to take testosterone pills[DOUBLEPOST=1533181693][/DOUBLEPOST]omg people need to stop replying so fast im getting mixed up

I wish this community wasent so toxic

Granted, but all the negative energy transfers to other communities you're apart of (school, family) and cause even more problems for you in the end.

I wish I had the strongest knee ligaments and thighs in the world

 

[Projecki]

Granted but you have the smallest dick in the world.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but in order to fly you must scream and never stop screaming, else you fall to the ground.

I wish I could see the future.

 

[Projecki]

Granted, but in order to see the future you must see everything a veteran has seen.

I wish I could be the richest man in the world.

Granted, but you never find true love!

I wish I was as cool as the OP of this thread

 

[FreshlyCooked]

Granted, but it's broken beyond repair.

I wish I could code in java

 

[Biscuit]

granted, but you have no monitor and you have to code blindly

You forgot your wish!

I wish I could get a truckload of biscuits delivered to my front door.

 

[Choo]

Granted, but they're all stale

I wish X Never died.

Granted, he quit making music

I wish I knew every password ever made

 

[Biscuit]

Granted, but you get arrested within a week of finding them all out

I wish I was youtube famous.

Granted, but your channel would be dead.

I wish I could make a wish that can't be corrupted.

 

[Shizuka]

granted, he is still here

I wish I had a GTX 1080ti with a i7-8700k

Granted, but you get scammed by some MCM idiots who send you a non-functional one.

I wish I could draw.