How To Care For Baby Turtles. - Updated -Christmas GIFT IDEAS

[RektLess]

My turtle got my toaster and my xbox pregnant, how long will it be before the babies arrive.

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

The toaster ~4-5 months the Xbox ~7-8months.

Actually.. no. You are wrong, because you are not the expert - never give advice if you are not qualified for it. The waiting period will be 0, because both ovens are not living. Turtles can only live inside humans and turtles - end of story.

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

Please forgive me master. I will never be an expert like you.

Obviously.

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

I hope my donation helps

It does - once the donations are collected, and I put that money along with my money, I will purchase the new filter and show the receipt. Thanks for your donation, you were added to the "Supporters" section

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

Been super busy IRL, will try and update this soon with a new section. Thank you Orphan for the recent turtle fund donation

 

[Nova1999]

i have been sitting here reading your thread and is straight up funny af can u send me one of your turtles i will mate it with my donkey then send that kid back to you! You will be the first owner of a tonkey!

 

[Boy]

vouch, can confirm this works but you have to follow it very closely
side effects may include:
- keyboard up your ass
- arrested for animal cruelty

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

Sorry for my inactivity - I have been taking a break from the website... because you know... finals screwing me over, so fun!

 

[Plattiinum]

Vouch copy?[DOUBLEPOST=1450226543,1450225744][/DOUBLEPOST]And omg this turtle is more expensive than many cars http://www.reptilecity.com/Merchant...ptiles&Product_Code=AFS&Category_Code=TURTLES

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

Vouch copy?[DOUBLEPOST=1450226543,1450225744][/DOUBLEPOST]And omg this turtle is more expensive than many cars http://www.reptilecity.com/Merchant...ptiles&Product_Code=AFS&Category_Code=TURTLES

Wow, obviously a rare turtle lol[DOUBLEPOST=1450227026][/DOUBLEPOST]

Wow, obviously a rare turtle lol

Turtles are priceless, so it is totally worth it, besides, what can a car do that a turtle can't? Exactly.

 

[Plattiinum]

2 Questions,

First is the water supposed to be that dirty in the first few pictures? Because it seems really clean in the later few pictures...

Secondly, do you have to have to get 2 turtles when buying a turtle because it would get lonely?

 

[Spookireland]

I had to get surgery near my lower gut.

Turtles can only live inside humans

Would the surgery have to do with a turtle living inside you