How To Get A girlfriend | Secret Exposed |

[VactumPlays]

As the title suggests...

I shall share with all my fellow gentlemen a deep secret.
A secret on how to get a girlfriend!!!!!!!!

Just buy the first girl you see, some shoes. Then continuously spend at least $500-$800 a month on her.

Eventually after 3 years of simping, she might actually go on a date with you!

YOUR WELCOME ​

 

[Norska]

Thanks.

 

[VactumPlays]

Thanks.

Np! This is a secret, that only a few men know

 

[joerock777]

Has this been patched?

 

[kojoti]

Has this been patched?

Unfortunately, this has not been patched yet.

 

[VactumPlays]

Make sure not to tell the admins.
We cant afford to have this patched!!!​

 

[fikler]

Unfortunately, this has not been patched yet.

I heard the government are trying to patch it asap

 

[solo]

I heard the government are trying to patch it asap

twitch is handling that, and as we can see they are handling it very well.

 

[Sloth]

Is this a girlfriend or a sugar baby?

 

[Dean]

Jasmine want some shoes?

 

[Jasmine]

Jasmine want some shoes?

Of course! I wouldn't take any old shoes though! I only wear limited edition Taylor Swift keds
Can't ruin myself with a non-Taylor Swift merch item

 

[Samuel V]

devouch i tried this method girl called me a simp and blocked me

looks like it's been patched

 

[KOMKO190]

As the title suggests...

I shall share with all my fellow gentlemen a deep secret.
A secret on how to get a girlfriend!!!!!!!!

Just buy the first girl you see, some shoes. Then continuously spend at least $500-$800 a month on her.

Eventually after 3 years of simping, she might actually go on a date with you!

YOUR WELCOME ​

I know this is a joke, but for some people wanting to know for real, just be yourself.
You need to find a girl that likes you for what you are, not for what you are not.

Just be yourself, eventually someone is gonna fall in love with you, but give some effort too. Don't stand effortless and do nothing, you can't get a girlfriend if you don't ask her mate.

 

[User]

It's patched now, as of update 8.18. You HAD to go and leak the method, huh? Can't believe some of you

 

[sati]

oh wtf, i bought her an mcm resource and i didnt know it was patched. theres goes my money

 

[VactumPlays]

It's patched now, as of update 8.18. You HAD to go and leak the method, huh? Can't believe some of you

Damn it!

 

[Scifi]

Its unpatched in 8.19!!!!

 

[xPaweleQ]

It's patched now, as of update 8.18. You HAD to go and leak the method, huh? Can't believe some of you

It's good that it got patched, i heard that beaing a simp is not good, waiting for new release of a better update.

 

[VactumPlays]

SIMP NATION
shall never get patched!!!!!!!!
FREEDOM​