Post your funniest McDonald's joke; winner gets a name color or premium rank

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Thread Title
Post your funniest McDonald's joke; winner gets a name color or premium rank

Prize name
Name color of your choice (Premium+) or premium rank (Member only)

Requirements and other relevant information
Post your funniest McDonald's joke.

End date
Jul 15, 2017

If award date is different from contest end date, please specify.

 

[FenceGateTrap]

Hard to get a joke, really bad at coming up with one.

 

[gorman]

I mean I would joke about their food but you can't joke about something that isn't real :rofl:

 

[Danny Q.]

Do you even call McDonald's food a menu?

 

[_-_]

Hard to get a joke, really bad at coming up with one.

Then don't post

 

[illusixn]

Why did the redneck cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the McChicken

 

[playboicarti]

Mcdonalds Employee: "Sorry our ice cream machine is down"

 

[Ambrosia]

I don't know, but I'll give it a try...

Fat food, not fast food.

 

[Satan]

Old McDonald got obese, Eee-I-Eee-I-Oh[DOUBLEPOST=1499934000][/DOUBLEPOST]Obesity, I'm lovin' it

 

[SMKM]

The Hillsborough County (Florida) Animal Shelter--the "Pet Resource Center"--has apparently been giving those who adopt an animal a coupon that says "Thank you for saving a life!" and entitles them to a 10-piece Chicken McNugget dinner.

In other words, "Let us thank you for saving a life by facilitating your taking other (and multiple) lives."