Post your funniest McDonald's joke; winner gets a name color or premium rank

[DuckDoMc]

Best joke about McDonalds:
They have an Clown and they say it is not an Killer Clown. (I am such an fckign retard).

 

[drew]

when ronald mcdonald gets home after a day of work he wipes off his makeup to reveal the same makeup, just a frowning face

 

[Pakistan]

Neil Armstrong to the Moon=Very Hard Mission
Fat Obese person to walk to Mcdonalds=Mission Impossible
Like if u think this is jokes xD

 

[J A M E S]

Why is McDonald's Food decreasing illegal immigration? "Fast" food slows you down when it hits your stomach, parks there, and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship.

 

[thebaum64]

oJoshyo end date was passed, give the rank or you will be warned.