Post your funniest McDonald's joke; winner gets a name color or premium rank
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I looked at this kid one time and I said "You must be the reason the ice cream machine is always broke.". Kid was dang fat.
Wife: can you believe some idiot robbed McDonald's for 2,000 chicken nuggets
[filling kiddie pool with ranch dressing] unbelievable
[filling kiddie pool with ranch dressing] unbelievable
Dude I went to McDonalds the other day and we were ripping the bong as we went through the drivethrough and after the lady at the register told us she didn't want any we pulled up to get our food. We all usually get the same thing, just some fries and a shake but the genius who handed us the food forgot our straws. So we park and I walk over to the window and the lady SCREAMS. Listen, I'm just a white kid, 175 pounds, probably the least scary thing you're seeing at 1 AM in a McDonalds drivethrough but she screamed like I was the reaper coming to claim her soul. After her histarically screaming and the manager and her co-workers coming to the window I asked for a straw and they told me to not walk to the window. Literally ignoring my request for a straw I ask again. They said I had to walk around to the front so I walked closer to the window and attempted to reach in. The fat ass manager who probably weighed like 300 pounds grabbed my hand and tried to pull me and said he was calling the cops. Naturally, I smack him on the stomach and wiggled my hand free running back to my car and told my boys to go through the drivethrough again. Just pulling around to the food window, the manager opened it up and asked my friend if everything was alright with their order. I quickly grabbed my milkshake and yelled "Fire in the hole!" and chucked it into the window and sped away. And that is the story of why you should always make sure you have a straw before you pull away from the window at McDonalds.
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