Post your funniest McDonald's joke; winner gets a name color or premium rank

[eggsedan]

I had McDonald's today xD

 

[Safdar]

MacDonald's = 5 Star Restaurant

I don't know, but I'll give it a try...

Fat food, not fast food.

Why is McDonalds called Fast Food?

Because if you didn't eat it fast, you might actually taste it.

Do you even call McDonald's food a menu?

Stop making fun of McDonalds! That's my favorite!
How does having "Premium" rank make a difference?
They get at least $100 per day, and they are a restaurant that sells very delicious food and are their menu is full of various types of burgers and cold drinks.
Their cookings are trustworthy and wouldn't be doubted for unhealthy products inside their cooking.
McDonalds are the best!
Im lovin' it

 

[Aekalix]

McDonalds is the perfect place to break up with a girl,
There are no plates, sharp knives or forks and if there is, when she tries to hit you with it,
you can hide behind a fat kid.

 

[Danny Q.]

Stop making fun of McDonalds! That's my favorite!
How does having "Premium" rank make a difference?
They get at least $100 per day, and they are a restaurant that sells very delicious food and are their menu is full of various types of burgers and cold drinks.
Their cookings are trustworthy and wouldn't be doubted for unhealthy products inside their cooking.
McDonalds are the best!
Im lovin' it

Boi McDonalds be makin' over 10k a day in the US alone no doubt

 

[Safdar]

McDonalds is the best restaurant you'd ever find.

 

[SuperCoolMomo]

Joke#1
*at mcdonald's*
ME: and one of the happy meal toys
CASHIER: for a little boy or girl?
ME: *sweating*
ME: ...
ME: ...
ME: yes of course it is

Joke#2
"I love Justin bieber"
Well I love McDonalds but you don't see me making an account pretending to be a chicken nugget do you?

 

[Marko Budimir]

What happends when you cross America and McDonald's? Obese people

 

[SteelersBoyZ]

What's thick, white and comes in your burger? McDonalds' staff.

 

[iHateMinecraft]

Ronald McDonald got arrested. He stuck his big Mac into Wendy's hot n juicy.

 

[Dedicates]

McDonalds Wifi

 

[SheepeyDarkness]

I would joke about mcdonalds but it's already a joke :/

 

[FluentWeeds]

What's thick, white and comes in your burger? McDonalds' staff.

LOL this guy fucking wins.

 

[Snooker]

mcdonalds.. More like mchorse! AM I RITE HAHAHHA