How To Care For Baby Turtles. - Updated -Christmas GIFT IDEAS

[theunnamedgamer]

I have a boa constrictor, a tortoise, 2 bearded dragons, 2 tarantulas and a dog if that counts for anything...

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

I have a boa constrictor, a tortoise, 2 bearded dragons, 2 tarantulas and a dog if that counts for anything...

It does not count for anything because you do not have baby turtles, and you are not a professional at baby turtle care like myself.

 

[theunnamedgamer]

Just thought I'll leave this here

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

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Just thought I'll leave this here

Yes, that is how I give my turtle a bath as well. This video is a great tutorial, only she used water, not soda like I recommend.

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

Bump! New section added, this will most surely help you angry turtle parents!

 

[theunnamedgamer]

I'm selling Imported Pygmy unicorn gene Alaskan turtles for $50 each (free UK postage/ +$10 for US). Paypal friends and family only. Gets delivered by yodel.
thanks.
PM for ToS.

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

I'm selling Imported Pygmy unicorn gene Alaskan turtles for $50 each (free UK postage/ +$10 for US). Paypal friends and family only. Gets delivered by yodel.
thanks.
PM for ToS.

That is just cruel.. Why would you make them live in Alaska!? It is too cold out there!

 

[theunnamedgamer]

Its where they are from!!!! I hand mixed the flour and sugar together to make these pure turtles.
PS, I added some funds to your turtle fund.

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

Its where they are from!!!! I hand mixed the flour and sugar together to make these pure turtles.
PS, I added some funds to your turtle fund.

Thank you very much for the $0.01! $1.99 more will get you a picture of one my turtles taking part in one of their favorite hobbies, such as writing letters to congress, sweeping etc.. Thanks again

 

[theunnamedgamer]

np!

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

Make a post on how to get turtles to live in the sewers and eat pizza

You put them down the cap thing in the street. Once you drop them down there, put pizza ingredients down there (forces them to be active). Your welcome.

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

I want a turtle :3

I have answered a remark similar. Just go to you local turtle farm, and steal a hand full.. then run! -- you can't get ones under 4" because Obama. Your welcome

 

[theunnamedgamer]

I want a turtle :3

I also sell them - I can do a deal if you pay the tax and ask no questions....

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

I also sell them - I can do a deal if you pay the tax and ask no questions....

My thread is not for your advertisement of cruely treated arctic turtles that you freeze... Just stop.

 

[theunnamedgamer]

NOW IN STOCK - alligator snapping turtles.
$22.99 + $10 del.[DOUBLEPOST=1446227259,1446227229][/DOUBLEPOST]Ill stop.

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

NOW IN STOCK - alligator snapping turtles.
$22.99 + $10 del.[DOUBLEPOST=1446227259,1446227229][/DOUBLEPOST]Ill stop.

srsly.. stop.. or I am sending my turtles after your dumbass.

 

[Rɪᴄᴋʏ]

I prefer my Doge

-_- .. over turtle?