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The most time-consuming and dreaded part of the Minecraft multiplayer adventure: the staff application. Every day, hundreds of kids shoot their shot to become Hypixel's next best Moderator, and every day hundreds will be met with rejection.

Yet, as we all know, some manage to break the film of applicants and ultimately succeed in their endeavor. How is that done? How is it possible to communicate your intrigue, desire, and commitment to another human being across the world?

It's all strategy.

Two months ago, I graduated high school as a valedictorian candidate. After the grueling process of college applications, which make staff applications a relative joke, I was accepted to Columbia, UCLA, and UPenn.

I can provide my services to anybody who wants to prove themselves as a mature, responsible adult but might have trouble stringing their thoughts together.

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What exactly are your services?

I will write your staff application FOR YOU at a remarkably fair rate. I will also be your counsel in the process of applying for staff, meaning that I will help you strategize and rationalize your idea in a step-by-step proven format.

Each staff application will be wildly different than the next, I do not follow a basic formula. You will never see any cliché errors in my work, and I take pride in ensuring your success.

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What is your rate?

I charge $.03 USD for every word. Yes, you read that right.

Back to school sale! (Normally it's .05 USD a word)
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Resume?

I have had staff applications accepted at Legendary Craft, Skyvale, Sync MC, LCP, Riotland, AnarchyBar, BICVA, MotivePvP, FactionsLab, SyncPrison, and more. I was also accepted to Columbia, UCLA, and UPenn through my application writing.

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FAQ:

What if I get rejected?

Unfortunately, there are elements to this process I cannot control. It will be significantly more difficult to land you an Admin spot on Hypixel than a Mod spot somewhere else. That is where my counsel and strategy comes in, I will judge your history on the server and decide if your endeavor is realistic.

How do I purchase/contact you?

My discord server which you MUST join is:

https://discord.gg/7cPxJFe

How long will it take to write an application?

I work fast, and allow revisions, so I can put out a first draft in an hour or less and revise it over the course of a day or two. Expedited processes can be bought.

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Thank you for your time! I hope to hear from you soon!

Since Posting:

16 Staff Applications DONE!

13 ACCEPTED
3 Awaiting Response
 
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Good luck. I myself don't really like the fact that someone else writes ones resume and if I found it out I would either immediately deny their application or if I didn't know if I found out I would probably demote the person. Good luck selling anyway!
 

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Good luck. I myself don't really like the fact that someone else writes ones resume and if I found it out I would either immediately deny their application or if I didn't know if I found out I would probably demote the person. Good luck selling anyway!
Thanks! I'll let you know that this isn't me just writing it for them in an elementary school way though. I take their ideas and help them string it cohesively with a lot of thought.
 

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Thanks! I'll let you know that this isn't me just writing it for them in an elementary school way though. I take their ideas and help them string it cohesively with a lot of thought.
I understand you have some degree but the reason I'm against this is because it is deceiving. I would possibly hire you only for conuncil services. Good luck still
 

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I understand you have some degree but the reason I'm against this is because it is deceiving. I would possibly hire you only for conuncil services. Good luck still
I think that this practice is as much deception as is a carwash. Anybody could very well do it for themselves, but we all know that if there is someone that can assist us and perform the task better, then we should. Thank you!
 

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Vouch! Gave me a vouch copy, don't know if I'm accepted or not yet but whatever the case is the app was written beautifully. Great at what he does!
 

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I would recommend YOU to write your own applications. Applications are supposed to come from you and make sure that you share your expression in it. If you can't follow this. You're trying to become a staff member for the wrong reason. You're trying to be a staff member for the fame and not for its true purpose.
 

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I would recommend YOU to write your own applications. Applications are supposed to come from you and make sure that you share your expression in it. If you can't follow this. You're trying to become a staff member for the wrong reason. You're trying to be a staff member for the fame and not for its true purpose.
Again, I’m not spoonfeeding anybody. They write an application and I clean it up and make it professional. But I appreciate your input![DOUBLEPOST=1564687531][/DOUBLEPOST]
Discord link doesnt work for me
https://discord.gg/cS5CK6
 
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Again, I’m not spoonfeeding anybody. They write an application and I clean it up and make it professional. But I appreciate your input![DOUBLEPOST=1564687531][/DOUBLEPOST]
https://discord.gg/cS5CK6
Ahhhh Like a checker. Sure I mean like that's okay but it's still better to write yourself but this is eh okay
 

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Ahhhh Like a checker. Sure I mean like that's okay but it's still better to write yourself but this is eh okay
I totally agree! But selling preconfigured servers is essentially the same practice. You just open up more wiggle room and free up some time.
 
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